This blog is for all the movie fans out there (and really, who DOESNT like movies?). The site will feature humorous critical posts about movies new and old, updates on my own experiences in the independent film industry, and a "Top 5 ____" list here and there. Reader feedback is encouraged and ultimately necessary for this blog's success, and to not hurt my feelings.

7/30/10

Winner: Dinner for Schmucks


Another boring poll led to another underwhelming turnout at the polls this week. Once again, the winning film didn't have much in the way of competition, as Winner: Dinner for Schmucks easily beat Winner: Cats and Dogs and Winner: Charlie St. Cloud.

I will be shooting for the 48 Hour film contest this weekend but I will see the movie as soon as is humanly possible!

What I have been up to the last couple weeks....

Some of my more loyal readers might have noticed a slight decline in my amount of posts. This does not reflect at all on my loyalty to you all, or to my interest in writing these articles. Rather, I have actually for the first time in months been actually BUSY! Which is refreshing, if only a little bit.

First of all, I have become involved in the 48 Hour Film project, a film contest where teams from cities all over the world are given two days to write, shoot, and edit a short film containing some secret elements to eliminate cheating. I am working with Dangling Carrot Films and producer Anthony LaRocca, and will be directing the film. The kick off to the event is tonight at seven, so for forty eight hours after that, don't expect to hear from me!

Also, I am very lucky to announce that I have been hired on as a pre-production intern/location scout for Black Wing Digital, an independent production company based in Boulder. They are currently in development phase for Mind's Eye, a cerebral mind bending thriller. I have been tasked with helping to find suitable locations for the film.

So, that's what I have been up to lately as far as my own career goes. This blog has been lacking a personal touch as of now, so I will try to keep updating you all on my own endeavors as often as needed.

Greg

Salt


I had the privilege of spending last weekend in rural Nebraska. I was worried that the four horse town I was staying in would prevent me from watching your selection, Salt, but to my pleasant surprise my parents and I came across the Eagle Theater, a four screen movie theater that looked to date back to at least the fifties. Tickets were six dollars, and we got two bottles of water, a small popcorn, a box of junior mints and a bag of Reeses Pieces for eight. Talk about culture shock. The theater itself was cozy, art-deco inspired, and had very nice seats. I actually got to look upwards at the screen, which I love but can only do from the front row around these parts. So all and all, even before the movie began this was my most enjoyable and surprising excursion to the cinema yet this summer. I might have to trek to the Eagle every weekend.



As for the film itself, Salt didn't disappoint, although considering I did not go in to the theater with very high expectations I should elaborate.

Let me just say first off that it is refreshing to finally see a film like this centered around a strong female lead. Angelina Jolie plays her role with an unnerving confidence, while also portraying an inner vulnerability. Roles such as this, double agents or double-double agents or whatever, are always tricky, when you have to convey something to the audience while concealing it from the other characters. Difficult stuff, but something Salt pulls off admirably well. So major points for having a girl up there, kicking ass.

Unfortunately, the film as a whole is not a vehicle worthy of Jolie's talents. Instead of really going in a different direction with the female spy angle, it seems copied and pasted into the same spy flick formula from the Bourne films, Die Hard, and many others. Jolie's Evelyn Salt is desexualized to the point where it is not out of the realm of possibility to imagine the entire film with a man in the role instead. In fact, this is exactly how the project came about. Tom Cruise stepped out, Jolie came in, and the filmmakers thought that was enough. Well, it keeps the film above the rest of the schlocky action flicks of recent years, but only barely. For the little amount that Salt is unusual for having a female lead, it is very much cliched in every other aspect.

And the worst cliche of all is implausibility. Salt could have been such a smart movie, but instead it devolves into some of the usual tricks, plus inventing some of its own.

Among the "wow really?" eye rolling moments: Jolie emptying an assault rifle into a three foot thick wall to drill through it to a lock release mechanism, Jolie surviving and walking away uninjured from a forty foot fall inside a police car, and the best of all, moments after a man says, "once this door is shut, God himself couldn't get through", a swat team uses a blow torch to easily get through it. Bad, bad ,writing.

Salt at least kept me entertained though. The entire film is literally action packed, essentially an hour long chase scene with the occasional assassination thrown in. Jolie, despite looking like Kate Moss, manages to savagely beat down every body-armored 230 pound SWAT officer in her path. The film's story provides adequate twists and turns, enough to keep even me guessing until the end an ending which naturally sets up the inevitable Salt franchise. Lets only hope that the filmmakers in charge can do more with Salt's feminine side next time around; that would have been much more interesting than Bourne with breasts.


Attendance: 2/5
Crazy Fan Boy Factor: 0/5
Crowd Response: 2/5

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Production Value: 4/5
Action: 4/5
Acting Performances: 4/5
Implausibility: 5/5, too high to ignore.

Overall: 6/10

7/25/10

Top Five "Mind Benders"



In honor of the recent release of Inception, I decided to compile a list of my favorite cerebral flicks.

A "mind bender" is a film that challenges the audience in one or several of many different ways, perhaps with a non-linear plot or with a difficult to comprehend subject matter. These films are typically independent "artsy" works.

Having gone to film school for four years, I have seen plenty of these such films. Keep i mind I am not rating on the confusing-ness of the film alone, but rather that paired with my own enjoyment.

5. That Obscure Object of Desire



Luis Bunuel, the father of surrealist film, is to this day best known for his film collaboration with Salvador Dali in Un Chien Andalou. That film is easily more mind destroying than any on this list but I didn't really care for it. That Obscure Object of Desire, on the other hand, I greatly enjoyed. The film was Bunuel's last, but he continued his penchant for making audiences scratch their heads through some ingenious directorial decisions.

See the two girls in the picture above? Well, they happen to be the same person. Not in real life, of course, but in the film. They play the same character, Conchita, who personifies the desires of the main character Mathieu. Speaking, of, he is a lot older than both actresses, making their romantic tryst quite creepy. Finally there is a band of terrorists running around causing havoc for no apparent reason. If you aren't confused by this film, apply for MENSA.

The device of having two actresses playing one character is this film's defining legacy. Bunuel was the only director who could pull that trick off. He didn't do it for a thematic reason, having one girl turn into the other when she was angry/sad/horny/etc (Hulk syndrome). He hired both actresses and they came in on alternating days. Simple as that. And yet the move prompted endless discussions on Bunuel's decision, perhaps how one actress related to "desire" in a different way than the other, or one represented temptation, the other virginity, blah blah blah ad nauseum... that is one of the true signs of a mind bender; the amount of IMDB forum posts.

4. Blow-Up



Admittedy, I am not a big Michelangelo Antonioni fan. I find most of his work to be pretentious, overly long, boring, and sleep inducing.

So I was pleasantly surprised when Blow-Up kept me not only wide awake, but actually riveted. The film deals with a photographer who believes he may have mistakenly photographed a murder. His suspicions are heightened when a body turns up, then disappears, then reappears... it is all quite discombobulating (its a word look it up). By the end of the film, we still are not sure that a murder did in fact take place.

And then there are those pesky mimes.

Much like the terrorists in That Obscure Object of Desire, the mimes permeate the film, coming in and out, seeming entirely out of place... until they somehow wrap everything up at the end.

The film is about perception versus reality, and a bunch of other deep stuff. Plus it has a rare cameo performance from the Yardbirds sandwiched in for some reason.

3. Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind



Like Bunuel's work, a casting decision helps the confusion spread, but Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind has much more going for it than that. Some nifty forced perspective photography, bizarre flash backs and flash forwards, and scenes that get erased from existence right before our eyes, all add up to make Eternal Sunshine a bizarre love story that will pull on your heart strings while simultaneously reminding the audience that our memories make us who we are. Without them, things go just plain screwy.

Like Inception, much of this film takes place within the fabric of the characters' minds. Arguably the version of the subconcious that we see here is more convincing. Director Michel Gondry did a great job capturing the ephemeral nature of memory. Pretty scary to think what our lives would be like without it... see below for more on that.

2. American Psycho



Some of the other movies on this list are subtle in their insanity, delving carefully into areas of the human psyche and trying to impart some layer of meaning into the viewer. American Psycho does all that, but is in your face, bat shit insane, and not shy about it.

Christian Bale was born to play Patrick Bateman, the main character who is never at a loss for words ("I have to return some video tapes"). A stereotype from a materialistic chauvinistic society, Bateman speaks in sales pitches, hires prostitutes, and, oh yeah, kills people on the side. There are mistaken identities, plot twists, and bizarre moments aplenty in this film, and at the end we are left wondering, was it all real?

While it is indeed confusing on a first watch, American Psycho revels in its strangeness. Some of Bateman's off the wall lines are classics.

1. Memento



My favorite overall movie also happens to fall into the "mind bender" category, so naturally it takes the top spot!

People who try to sum up the plot will say that it goes backwards and leave it at that; but to reduce it to that is to over-simplify the genius of the film. It starts in two different places, and then meets in the middle! One story goes backwards, the other forwards. As if that wasn't enough, the plot happens to concern a mystery being solved by a man who can not make memories. No problem, as he tattoos the most vital clues on his body and leaves himself notes to help in his daily routine. The only question is, can he trust himself?

Here is writer/director Christopher Nolan's reasoning behind the uniqueness of Memento's narrative structure: if the main character doesn't have a clue what just happened to him, why should the audience?

Memento, like these other films, is great because it doesn't spoon feed any information to the viewer. Sometimes, letting people figure things out for themselves can lead to a much more rewarding and entertaining cinema experience.

7/22/10

Featured New Release Poll- 7/30

As one poll closes, another one opens, and you, dear readers, are once again called upon to decide my movie-going fate.

Next week there are three studio movies opening in wide release.

First we have Cats and Dogs: The Revenge of Kitty Galore, which is apparently a continuation of a series but I have no idea, honestly. Something about dogs and cats engaging in kiddy friendly warfare. I don't know.

The second selection is Charlie St. Cloud, what looks to be a weepy romance about Zac Efron on a sail boat. Oh yeah and ghosts. Well thats what I got from the trailer I saw before Eclipse anyway.

Finally we have Dinner for Schmucks, this summer's entry in the raunchy comedy genre which has been popularized recently by The Hangover and Superbad. It stars Paul Rudd as a douchebag, Steve Carrell as an out of touch idiot, and Jeff Dunham as a ventriloquist. Wow, what a stretch that was.

An interesting group, to be sure. But only ONE can have the supreme honor of being viewed by me (no more ties!!!), so get on the poll and vote please!

Winner: Salt



Poll just closed, and its another landslide. Angelina Jolie and Salt easily beat out Ramona and Beezus with 90% of the votes. So, I will go check it out and let you, my devoted readers, know what I think. The things I do for this blog... (sigh)

7/17/10

Inception

I really feel that the more I say about the film, the more disservice I do to those who want to see it. It is best to go in completely fresh so I will refrain from any synopsis here. If you go to Frank Costanza levels to avoid spoilers, might as well not read any of this, just go see the film!




Anyone who has ever dreamed has surely made note of the fact that the dream world operates with a different set of rules, as far as time and space are concerned.

Christopher Nolan's latest film Inception takes these rules and sets an entire movie around them, playing with the audience up until the very last shot cuts to black.

The effect is... bold, brilliant, entertaining, confusing.... all of the above.

I had a very strange experience with my first viewing of this film. Going in to the night, I was beyond excited. This has been my most anticipated film since it was first announced, and frankly there aren't any movies on the horizon that look to measure that level of excitement.

I went to the midnight showing with Stephanie and my friends Jeff, Casey and Greyson, not sure if it would be modestly crowded (ala Toy Story) or swamped (more akin to Eclipse but with fewer Team Jacob T-shirts).

Sadly, neither proved to be the case. There was NO LINE. By the time the previews started, the theater was only half full, as it remained. Needless to say, this was disappointing.

My disappointment continued as Inception began, a nonstop barrage of pretty images and characters yes but for the life of me, I had no idea what was happening. Was this going to be the biggest disappointment of the summer, nay, my life?

In a word: No. In two words, hell no! Once again, Christopher Nolan has constructed a cerebral thriller that pulls no punches, forcing the viewer to struggle initially but then rewarding that first grasp of understanding with a eureka moment which pays off for the rest of the film.

Those who have seen Memento should already be familiar with this arrangement.

The last hour or so Inception completely erased any doubts I had through the first act; not only is this movie not a disappointment, it is one of the most entertaining films I have ever seen.

What Nolan has managed to do here is make a brainy action thriller that combines the mind-bending plot of indie thriller Memento with the enormous budget and action set pieces of summer blockbuster The Dark Knight. In other words, a movie that should be enjoyed by just about anyone (to those complaining that the plot is too hard to follow; Inception is more cohesive than anything Michael Bay has done so shut your traps).

Nolan also proves once again that he is a great action director, forming grand set pieces that could indeed only be dreamt of.

In other words, Inception is a miraculous and harmonious blend of plot and action, something that is rarely seen.

As for weaknesses, well there are a few, generally in the acting category. Don't get me wrong the performances are solid, but just not up to snuff with the perfection of the rest of the film.

Of course, Leo's work is great as usual. Marion Cotillard plays his wife and brings a wonderful nostalgic bent to her scenes. I could see either of them getting Oscar nods.

I have never liked Ellen Page since Juno so perhaps I am biased but I never really cared for her character or her portrayal. Ariadne serves mostly as a vessel for much needed exposition though so I have to thank her for that.

Joseph Gordon-Levitt as Arthur was awkward and underused in the first act, but by the end he was my favorite character. His scenes in the hotel were just amazing, my favorite part of the entire film.

Underlooked will be Cillian Murphy, who stands out in his supporting role as Fischer, the target of "inception".


The film ended and my friends and I looked at each other, agape and/or grinning huge grins. Stephanie didn't like it quite as much as we, but still did enjoy it, less for the plot than for the action and effects.

Overall, the night was perfect save for the poor turn out. Word of mouth is going to make Inception huge, I predict. And I intend to do my part, so....

DO YOUR UNDERUSED BRAIN A FAVOR!!! GO SEE INCEPTION!! RIGHT NOW!! SERIOUSLY, STOP READING AND GO!


Attendance: 2/5
Crazy Fan Boy Factor: 1/5
Crowd Response: 4/5

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Production Value: 5/5
Action: 5/5
Plot: 5/5
Time on the edge of your seat: About 80 minutes, ironically starting when the "fasten seatbelt" light goes off.

Overall: 10/10